The story I don't know

[JCB]

My older sister told me this. My friends think it is quite funny. I hope you like it as much as they did.

Ladies and gentle men hobos and tramps cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I do not know. On dark night, in the middle of the day. Two dead boys went out to play. They stood back to back, and faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys. If you don’t believe my story’s true ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Thanks SM I fixed it now.

[ShadowMaster]

I really like it and find it for very amusing...
Did your sister wrote it or someone told it to her?
There is only one mistake... Did you meant "... and came to kill the two dead boys." ?

[JCB]

Yes I did mean two.
I think my sister heard it from a friend.

[ChaosLord]

Thats funny! ;D

[JCB]

Thank you ChaosLord!
It is the best when you tell this to you friends a little fast and they go "What".