Post by jeddahchap on Feb 11, 2004 14:16:34 GMT -5
You Know You're an Internet Addict When...
1. You refer to going to the bathroom as 'downloading'!
2. You step out of your room and realise you're parents have moved and don't have a clue as to when it happened.
3. You nightmares are in HTML's and GIF's!
4. You turn off this modem and suddenly get an empty feeling, like you have just pulled the plug on a loved one!
5. You start introducing yourself as 'Hi I am ......@......'
6. Your heart races faster everytime you see a new web address advertised on the TV!
7. You turn on the intercom when you leave the room, so you can hear when a new email arrives!
8. Your dog has its own home page!
9. You check your mail... it says no new messages so you check it again!
10. Your husband has told you that he has had a beard for 2 months now
11. You wake up at 3.am to go to the toilet and end up checking your email on the way back!
12. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because 'Dad's got work to do' even though you don't have a job!
13. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to have a toilet instead of a computer chair!
14. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage.... so you buy a second computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat!
15. Your wife makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed with us'!
1. You refer to going to the bathroom as 'downloading'!
2. You step out of your room and realise you're parents have moved and don't have a clue as to when it happened.
3. You nightmares are in HTML's and GIF's!
4. You turn off this modem and suddenly get an empty feeling, like you have just pulled the plug on a loved one!
5. You start introducing yourself as 'Hi I am ......@......'
6. Your heart races faster everytime you see a new web address advertised on the TV!
7. You turn on the intercom when you leave the room, so you can hear when a new email arrives!
8. Your dog has its own home page!
9. You check your mail... it says no new messages so you check it again!
10. Your husband has told you that he has had a beard for 2 months now
11. You wake up at 3.am to go to the toilet and end up checking your email on the way back!
12. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because 'Dad's got work to do' even though you don't have a job!
13. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to have a toilet instead of a computer chair!
14. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage.... so you buy a second computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat!
15. Your wife makes a new rule: 'the computer can't come to bed with us'!
I am an addict of internet, but these days there is a bit problem for me to be online. I got to renew my subscription, but I am running short of funds. 
